call your girlfriend cover (feat. my chihuahua)


  • Augustus Waters:hey i just met you
  • Augustus Waters:and this is crazy
  • Augustus Waters:but i think you're really pretty and you remind me of my dead ex and natalie portman as well and i really want you to come over my house and watch v for vendetta with me even though we barely know each other and i want to take you to amsterdam so you can live your dream because life is fleeting and my number's in this book
  • Augustus Waters:so call me maybe
  • Lost In The Mood: When my friends make fun of me.

    datcarblog:

    Dear, The Group. I know every single one of y’all are kidding. But still, it really does get to me sometimes. I can take a few jokes here and there, but it’s constant with them. It really makes me mad when people make fun of me or how I dress. I don’t have a ton of clothes to wear like my other…

    oh what a sweetie.

    walmartfashionista:

    this is the twenty-first century and the fact that there are over 7.2 billion people in the world and not one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is sort of unacceptable

    (via registeredcatoffender)

    How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

  • Sofia Vergara:BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
  • phobovien:

    fr3aksh0ww:

    do you me know who is beautiful?

    read the third word 

    (Source: andrewbreitel, via rbeez)

  • me:why am i single
  • me:i am FUNNY
  • me:AND NICE
  • me:WHAT ELSE DO U NEED
  • comes in contact with mirror
  • me:oh
  • never trust XD

    [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    I shall marry him.

    (Source: tomlinsonsnation, via w-gglytuff)


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    b3nnyb0y:

    This is literally what I do every day

    oh you’re just adorable.

    (via b3nnyb0y)